Jubilee FAQ

All sales are in US dollars

Orders $25 and below

USA = $6

Canada/Mexico = $11

International = $15

Orders $50 and below

USA = $9

Canada/Mexico = $14

International = $19

Orders $75 and below

USA = $11

Canada/Mexico = $17

International = $25

Orders $100 and below

USA = $13

Canada/Mexico = $25

International = $35

We ship to everywhere in the USA, Canada, and most countries overseas. Some countries have been excluded though due to a high occurrence of fraud.

The speed of your order is determined by how far away you live (duh). But generally, your stuff should arrive no later than 3-4 weeks from when you placed your order.

In the event that you would need to alter your order or shipping information, we will TRY to change this information before shipping your stuff out. However, the package may have already left town, in which case yer just figgity-fucked. Again, we'll do our best to get our fat asses off the couch, step away from our close friends Ben & Jerry, and stop or change your order... But we can't guarantee anything. Just try contacting us ASAP if this happens, mmmmk?

You: "Wha wha wha... Is ordering stuff from you on the internet actually safe?"

Us: (After bitch-slapping you so hard, you're actually propelled forward into the 90's, where the rest of the world has been ever since realizing the only people getting scammed on the internet have blue hair and live in Florida...) YES! Ordering from Paypal IS secure. "Safe as houses". PayPal uses SSL encryption to protect your credit card data while it's in transit over the internet. They do not store CC numbers on their web server or anywhere else. And if you can actually understand any of the shit you just read... Go ahead and bitch-slap yerself again just for being a Dorkus Malorkus. Aren't you here to buy rock n' roll shwag? Yeah... Then while you and yer rectal-ranger posse were studying all that nonsense in fear that someone would actually want to steal the identity of a Chevette driving virgin... You should've been studying "Vol. 4" er sumpthin instead, and then right now you might've actually been staring at a girl, instead of the fine print on an inter-nerd Web-Store.

If your order seems to be lost in the mail, or damaged upon it’s arrival, you should contact Erik @ cominghomerecords@hotmail.com. Don't forget to include your PayPal transaction number, current address, and naked pictures.

WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SERVICE TO ANYBODY. Yeah, we're lookin' at you... The cock-locker who buys 10 of everything, and then sells it on ebay for twice as much as it is here. It's not rocket surgery to catch on to somebody up to sketchy shit. We also might decide just not to deal with say, a certain semen-demon who'll email 20 times a day about t-shirt sizes, and then send another 50 a day later, asking why it hasn't shown up yet... Only to finally bitch about it once it arrives. This is the same type of guy who'll place another order the next day, thinking we'll just have magically forgotten what a bone-smuggler he is.

The bottom line... Believe it or not, we're actually very reasonable and pleasant people. If it's obvious that you were somehow screwed over through a shipping disaster, or your records mysteriously ended up covered in Troy's pubes and they cause an allergic reaction... We'll make it up to you. Stinky-Pinky-Promise.